“Look Mrs Reynolds. I’m really sorry you forgot your own supplies at home but we need to get this show on the road. No one cares what patients wear around the hospital. Half of them are wearing gowns with no backs and their rear-ends hanging out. We’ve literally seen it ALL before. Please get one of these on her so we can get the probes hooked up.”

“Ok. Sure. Can you give us a minute?”

“I’ll wait outside the door.” Margaret exited a second time.

“Alright Jordan, I think I need to help you with this – you haven’t had one of these on since you were 2 ½.”